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eliteclassmeme:

your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of

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beyondthebooty:

robertsonz27:

beyondthebooty:

Congratulations, you’re a father. Here is a guidebook to help you be a better parent.

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If I don’t get one of these when I become a parent, I won’t be dad. I’ll be upset.

Tell me when you have a child and I will make and send one to you.

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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material



spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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